Jake: What's up, man?
Amir: Hey.
Jake: Eating by yourself like a fucking loser, huh?
Amir: Yeah.
Jake: You're a fucking joke, Blumenfeld, you know that?
Amir: Ok.
Jake: Have you even gotten laid? You ever fucked, Blumenfeld? No, I didn't think so, did you? You're a piece of shit, right?
Jake: You think you're a piece of shit? Just say you're a piece of shit.
Amir: Owwww.
Jake: Say it.
Amir: I'm a piece of shit.
Jake: Yeah.
Amir: Just leave me alone!
Jake: That's right.
Amir: You know, you're not being very nice to me today.
Jake: Yeah, fuck you.
Amir: I mean, I appreciate that you're sitting next to me, eating lunch with me, but-
Jake: Yeah right. I wouldn't eat lunch with you to save my mother's life.
Jake: You know you're a fucking joke, man? Nobody respects you, why don't you name one person in this office that even likes you.
Amir: I don't know, you?
Jake: Wrong!
Amir: Why don't you just get out of here and let me finish my lunch in peace?
Amir: Come on! Look, this is all wet! Ugh, it's so soggy! Ugh, it's gross! Ugh, so soggy! It's so gross! What's your problem?
Jake: Hey, Amir, one last thing.
Amir: What?
Jake: You failed. That's right, man. It was a test.
Amir: What are you talking about?
Jake: Can't let people talk to you like that, man. You gotta, you gotta stand up for yourself. Be strong.
Amir: Ok. Thanks.
Jake: Yeah.
Amir: Uh, if you ever do another test, can you make sure it's not this way?
Jake: Don't talk back to me!
Amir: I'm so sorry.
Jake: Alright, see ya.
Amir: It's meant a lot to me.
Jake: Yeah, whatever.
Jake: I bet you I can go in there and barrade Amir, ruin his lunch, come back out, and he's gonna respect me more than he ever has.
Jeff: Yeah, probably.
Jake: Yeah.