Jake: Hey you are watching Jake and Amir
Amir: And
Jake: That's it
Amir: Really? I though there was one more
[Jake and Amir are at their desks]
[Jake is trying to solve a Rubik's Cube]
Amir: Okay just give me that cube already ok it's so frustrating watching you try to solve it.
Jake: You think you could solve the Rubik's Cube?
Amir: I could solve any cube: Rubik's Cube . . . [long silence] . . . etcetera
Jake: So do you want the Rubik's Cube?
Amir: Only if you want me to solve the Rubik's Cube that depends on whether [Jake throws the cube and hits Amir in the face] . . . OW!
Jake: Sorry about that
Amir: This really kills
Jake: I thought you were ready
Amir: Okay you threw this on purpose!
Jake: Ya, you asked me for the Rubik's Cube so yes I threw it on purpose
Amir: You admit it
Jake: Not that I meant to hurt you
Amir: Alright I'm throwing this back at your face alright. Oh, do I have a bump?
Jake: I don't know
Amir: Here give me your hand. Do you feel this? Do you feel this? [Amir is rubbing his own hand on his face]
Jake: That's your hand
Amir: Do you feel this?
Jake: That's your hand
Amir: Well ya I feel it ok. I'm throwing this dumb thing back at your face right now.
Jake: Stop saying that! Why would that make you feel better?
Amir: It wouldn't make me feel better, it would make you feel worse
Jake: Why do you wanna make me feel worse?
[Amir fakes throwing the cube at Jake and Jake is flinching]
Amir: Oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. oh. ya. ya. ya. ya. ya. ya.
Jake: Don't. stop. don't. Amir. please don't. stop. stop it!
Amir: You're scared right, now you know how I felt
Jake: You weren't scared you never saw it coming
Amir: Oh bull spit, I saw it coming at me, on me, or in me
Jake: You're right with at me and look here [Jake slaps his forehead] that hurt my forehead alright we're even
Amir: Ok, ha, we are homies again
Jake: Alright, hey [Jake slaps his forehead] now you owe me one
Amir: Ha ha [Slaps his forehead] ha, oh my gosh that didn't even hurt at all
[Amir Throws the cube to Jake, he catches it]
Amir: And no catching, I didn't catch it!
[Jake examines the solved cube]
Don't get puzzled. Get even.