Ben: Jake.
Jake: Yes, sir.
Ben: Grab a seat. Take a load off.
Jake: Thank you.
Ben: How have you been?
Jake: Good. I've been good, sir. How have you been?
Ben: Oh, we've been good, we've been good.
Ben: So, Q2 reviews have been handed in. Um, peer reviews also have come in.
Ben: Listen, we're not exactly concerned about your work, um, there are, however, some red flags that we've seen.
Jake: Which is why I wanted to show you my portfolio, which I-
Ben (interrupting): No, I didnt- Look, we've seen that, and that's fine, but what we did want to talk to you about is-
Ben: Do you, do you two, uh, because actually this is something that we did want to talk-
Jake (interrupting): Definitely. You know what, just give me two seconds and I'll... two seconds and I'll be right back.
Ben: Yeah. You got two seconds.
Ben: Hey.
Jake: Hey, uh, really sorry, I'm just not prepared for this today-
Ben: No, you're not.
Jake: Can we, can we please reschedule for, uh, anytime next week?
Ben: Listen. No, no no no. We, we can't
Jake: Ok. Great. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Amir: Uuuuh, you're welcome!
Jake: Thanks.
Amir: Meetings are gay. Dilbert was right.