Intro
JAKE: Hey you're watching Jake and Amir!
AMIR: And you think I care why?
JAKE: Not talking to you.
AMIR: Okay.
Office
[Sarah walks into Jake]
SARAH: Oh, Jesus.
JAKE: So sore.
SARAH: Okay.
JAKE: Didn't say sorry I said I was sore. My muscles are sore.
SARAH: I didn't think you said sorry.
JAKE: My muscles are sore from working out in the gym, In a workout.
What did you do this morning?
SARAH: Umm... Let's see, I got up.
JAKE: I got up, I got up and I went to the gym. Regular crunches, bicycle crunches, pushups, diamond pushups!
SARAH: Those are all thing that you can do at home.
JAKE: Yeah that's true, that's true... I wouldn't, but umm...
SARAH: Why wouldn't you?
JAKE: I Didn't think about it until now actually... Ha, how was your weekend?
SARAH: It was fine thanks.
JAKE: That is cool, mine was fine too, mine was a little crazy, mine was like too crazy. Don't tell anybody, but I did something illegal.
[Amir pulls Jake's fly down]
SARAH: Really?
JAKE: I did... I downloaded Avatar on Bit Torrent. I Bit Torrented it.
SARAH: That is crazy.
JAKE: Yeah, favorite part on three: one, two, three!
SARAH: The 3D!
JAKE: Not for me, no. My favorite part was the dragons. Big-ass dragon at the end, Toruk Makto. [Does a flying motion]
SARAH: Ugh... Okay, that's-
JAKE: We should go to a club.
[Amir starts taking Jake's dick out]
JAKE: We should just go to a club after work, would be really fun.
[Rapping]I'm so 3000 and late, your so 2000 and late. I got that boom boom aah, you got that boom boom [Notices that his dick is out]
aaoh, AAOH, AAH.
SARAH: AAH! [Leaves]
AMIR: [Laughs] April fool's bitch!
JAKE: What is wrong with you? Why is you dick out?
AMIR: I don't know, solidarity brother. Why is yours in?
[CH Outro]
DAVID: [To Jake] Yo did you show your dick to my girlfriend bro?
THE END
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