INTRO Jake - Hey, you're wa-- Sorry, can we do that again?
Amir - Sorry, are you trying to ruin this for me?
Jake - Wow.
JAKE: Hey, Pat. Didn't you have a date this weekend with that marketing chick, Daphne?
PAT: Oh, uh, yeah actually, I did.
JAKE: How'd go? Where did you take her?
PAT: It--
AMIR: (Laughs) I think he took her from behind. Oh!
Amir simulates anal on Pat.
Amir climbs on Pat's back faking an orgasm.
AMIR: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh no! Oh, no. Oh, no. Ugh.
Amir pants loudly.
PAT: Jake...Jake!
JAKE: Did you...finish?
AMIR: I don't know. Pat, did you?
PAT: W-What? No! Of course not, this is ridiculous!
AMIR: This is crazy!
PAT: Shut up! Has he done this before?
JAKE: No...I dunno.
PAT: Stop panting!
AMIR: Sorry. You want anything? Glass of water?
PAT: I want you to get out of here!
AMIR: Oh my god, no. Let's not. Let's not move quite yet.
PAT: Can I get him fired for this?
JAKE: Probably, yeah.
AMIR: No! No, no, no, no, no. Not again, nobody say anything.
JAKE: Fine fine fine fine. Nobody's gonna get fired. Amir, why don't you just get off.
Amir falls alseep.
PAT: OF me! Get off-- are you sleeping? Amir!
Amir wakes up.
AMIR: Ah! Sorry. It's just been a long day. It has nothing to do with you.
PAT: I-
Daphne walks in
DAPHNE: Pat, sorry to drop in.
PAT: Daphne.
AMIR: We can explain.
PAT: No, you know what? I would rather-- we should just break up.
DAPHNE: Do you really mean that?
Amir lets out a high gasp
PAT: I do, yeah. Sorry, go away.
AMIR: She is pretty hot, dude.
END