Amir: Hey, you're watching Jake and Amir, and I can dunk a basketball.
Jake: No one will believe that.
Amir: Well, they don't have to.
Jake: What?
Amir: Jake, uh, can you come in here for a second? Ricky's office.
Jake: Yea, sure. What's up?
Amir: Solid.
Amir: This is gonna be...
Jake: Whats up guys?
Amir: Yeah.
Therapist: Can you take a seat real quick?
Jake: Sure thing. On his lap or...
Therapist: It's really up to you.
Jake: ... next to him?
Amir: Next to me is fine.
Jake: You good?
(Jake puts his arm around Amir)
Jake : You look familiar.
Therapist: Do I?
Amir: No, he doesn't.
Jake: I guess not, no.
Amir: You're fine.
Therapist: Amir brought me in here 'cause I'm a couple therapist.
Amir: Well, you're not a couple therapist. You're just one therapist. You're a couples therapist.
(Jake laughs, Therapist laughs ridiculously, like a seal.)
Jake: Oh man.
Amir: That's funny.
Therapist: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he told me there was something wrong with the relationship between you two guys.
Amir: Barely. It's just sometimes it feels like we're not as good of friends as we should be.
Therapist: I bet you guys are more on the same page than you think. What's your favorite food on three. One, two, three.
Jake and Amir: Chicken nuggets
Jake: Oh my goodness
Amir:Come on
Therapist:Wow.
Amire: What is the odds..
Jake: You're so strong.
Therapist: Low odds, low odds, low odds.
Jake: Look at this guy.
Amir: It doesn't even hurt me when he hits me like that.
Therapist: Jake, Amir brought me in here because he said you guys are best friends, but you're not really communicating.
Amir: Exactly, meet me in the middle, ok? Because I wanna be...
Jake, Amir Therapist: (singing) Stuck in the middle with you shh
Therapist: Now, if you guys communicate better, you can get more work done.
Jake: Yes, you're right. Amir brings his computer to work everyday.
Amir:Everyday.
Therapist: Come on now, everyday?
Jake Amir: Yeah.
Therapist: You know what? He also brought you something today, he brought you a copy of your favorite movie on DVD.
Jake: Pride and Prejudice? Hahaha.
Therapist: Unbelievable
Jake: Let's watch this tonight, man.
Therapist: Now, what I like to do at the end of all my sessions is, I want you guys both to get up, look each other in the eyes, and say the thing you've always wanted
to say to each other.
Jake Amir: I love you.
Jake: Dammit man.
Therapist: Big break throughs, big break through.
(Therapist motor boats Jake and Amir as they hug)
(Scene changes, it's just Amir and the Therapist standing in the room)
Amir: (Motorboating an imaginary person)...and you're just loving it. And then basically, that's my fantasy. You, the couples therapist, make that happen. Me and Jake
become best friends.
Therapist: That's exactly what's gonna happen?
Amir: Yes.
Therapist: Except for the motor boating, 'cause that made no sense. Right?
Amir: Let's get Jake.
Therapist: Ok, let's get Jake.
Amir: Jake, can you come into the... Ricky office?
Jake: No
Amir: I mean...