INTRO
Amir: Hi, you're watching Jake and Amir.
Jake: See, that was good.
Amir: Go fuck yourself.
Jake: Wow.
Josh: Yo Jake, check this out.
Jake: Whoah, you got it!
Amir: Whoah, you got it?
Josh: Yeah, uh, I'm so excited about it.
Jake: That is really sweet.
Amir: So sweet.
Josh: Yeah, it shoots video, too.
Jake: No way, in 1080?
Josh: Yeah, 1080p.
Amir: So does it take photos, too?
Josh: Yeah, it's a photo camera as well.
Amir: For real. For real.
Jake: How much did that cost you, if you don't mind me asking?
Josh: Uh, ran me about 18 and then with tax and everything about 2.
Amir: 2 bucks?
Josh: 2000.
Amir: So sick.
Jake: So what's the standard lens that it comes with?
Josh: Uh, it's a 28 to 134.
Amir (interrupting): What's your favorite color, man?
Josh: Uh..
Amir: It's a two part question. What sort of standards did it come in lens, and then, what's your favorite color, man? So, like mine's blue and then yours would be red?
Josh: Why don't I take your picture against the plant there, man?
Amir (speaking over Josh): Definitely.
Josh: 1.. 2.. 3
Jake: OW! God! What is wrong with you? Am I bleeding?
Amir: Barely. It's so little.
Jake: Really? Come on, I'm gonna wash this off, man.
Amir: Can I actually take this puppy out for a test drive this weekend?
Josh: SHIT!