RECAP Sam - previously on Jake and Amir
Amir is holding his Jake puppet.
Amir - Hey Jake, dinner tonight?
Jake - what are you doing? Everybody here is laughing at you, not with you.
Jake - you're the biggest loser in the whole office.
Amir - I know.
Jake - bitch.
INTRO Amir - Hey... ah actually hold on a second, my shoulder hurts.
Jake - You can still say the intro
Amir - I SAID HOLD ON!
Jake sighs.
Amir sneaks into Jake's bedroom.
AMIR: Jake is going to flip his shiatsu when he realises I made a puppet of myself. Isn't that right, me?
AMIR PUPPET: It sure is.
Amir puppet hovers over Jake's sleeping face.
AMIR PUPPET: HEY BEST FRIEND-AREENO.
Jake, terrified, jumps out of bed and slumps in front of the wall clutching his duvet.
JAKE: OH GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T KILL ME PLEASE!
AMIR PUPPET: What's wrong?
JAKE: Oh god, I so don't want to die.
AMIR: Hey, what's wrong? Look, it's me.
Jake rambles.
AMIR: It's just me, I'm not going to take anything away from you. Look, look, look -
JAKE: Just put the puppet down.
AMIR: Ok, look, I'm putting it down, I'm putting the puppet down.
JAKE: NOT ON THE FUCKING BED!
AMIR: OK! Hey! Hey! I'm putting it down, I'm putting it down.
JAKE: It's just, it's puppets, I just, it's just...
AMIR: You're ok, you're ok, you're ok.
Jake's living room.
AMIR: Hey, sorry about that.
JAKE: It's fine, I just have a fear of puppets, that's all.
AMIR: Oh. Ok, that's... weird... heh.
JAKE: Yeah... um, look just please don't tell anyone at work.
AMIR: No, I'm not. Come on, I'm not going to tell anyone at work. As long as you do me a favour.
JAKE: What?
Back at the office. A crowd gathers around both Jake, holding an Amir puppet, and Amir, holding a Jake puppet.
JAKE PUPPET: Hey Amir, who's your bestest friend in the whole world?
AMIR PUPPET (half-heartedly): You.
JAKE PUPPET: What? I can't hear you unless you do the voice.
AMIR PUPPET: YOU.
The crowd laughs.
JAKE PUPPET: Actually, this is a huge step for Jake. You see, he has a crippling fear of puppets.
The crowd laughs.
AMIR PUPPET: What are you doing?
JAKE PUPPET: Basically, I went over the other night with these two things and he started hyperventilating and crying like a little baby.
The crowd laughs.
JAKE PUPPET: Hey Jake! You're the biggest loser in the whole office! Bitch!
The crowd laughs, especially Josh.