INTRO:
Amir: Hey, I'm Kurt Russell and you're watching Jake and Amir. Thank you Mr. Russell.
END INTRO
Amir: yawns/stretches hits head Ugh, no real work to do Jakey?
Jake: You peed on the server and our internet is down.
Amir: In that order?
Jake: Yes, in that order.
Amir: So, what are we doing?
Jake: I'm doing a crossword puzzle...
Amir: Okay, two heads are better than one, so we're halfway there. First clue me. George clue me.
Jake: Ugh, Oxford or pup, four letters.
Amir: ...Oxford.
Jake: Not multiple choice and you're wrong. Okay here's an easy one, three letters what does a lamb say? Not hard man.
Amir: Uhhh....
Jake: What does a lamb say?
Amir: Oh, please don't eat me mister, I'm just a lamb..
Jake: Three letters.
Amir: Oh I see, well how many letters per box?
Jake: One
Amir: No, I can squeeze more in there.
Amir: Can you put numbers in here or just letters?
Jake: Just letters.
Amir: Really, because it looks like there's a lot of numbers in here already, and oh I see, they correspond with the hints.
Amir: Alright check my answer please.
Jake: Kay, right off the bat number one across isn't five swastikas.
Amir: No is...
Jake: Mostly because there's supposed to be four letters...
Amir: Four letters, yeah yeah I squeezed them in see that
Jake: So yeah it's racist
Amir: It's tight
Jake: No it's Racist
Amir: It's tight
Jake: Racist
Amir: It's tight
Jake: Racist.
Amir: singing And I'm on tonight and my hips won't lie and a hi da heda hey..
Jake: Can you please go back to your desk.
Jake: Okay here's the clue, writing system for the blind.
Amir: Seeing eye dogs
Jake: No, obviously not
Amir: What do you mean? You're telling me those dogs can't carry people? They're pretty strong dude.
Jake: I'm saying it's a writing system, not a riding system.
Amir: Ohhh... Try horses.
Jake: Let's try braille
Amir: No..
Amir: Man, I don't know how much longer I can be at your desk, I'm serious.
Jake: Go.
Amir: No haha, I won't be doing that hahaha I was just saying.
Jake: Ow Amir, Ow Amir, you're hurting me.
Amir: So I didn't do the big one, but I completed that small little number in the corner real easy
Jake: Wow, that's impressive. Looks like you typed it.
Amir: Yeah I typed it so, pretty neat
Jake: It has no, no clues at all.
Amir: Yeah there's no clues for the small puzzles so..
Jake: Awesome dude, and it says Fridays solution right up top
Amir: Yeah that was the theme so I'd appreciate if you'd stop with the third degree okay man, I did the small puzzle just say thank you and be on your way, either way I don't give a damn what you..
Jake: 33 down, cobra or boa, blank, blank A, K, E. First letter's gonna be an 'S' so sa, e.
Amir: Sa, ake. Sa ake. Suh ake. Say what, sa sa..
Jake: S, suh, say what, sa..
Amir: Steak!