INTRO Amir (in a silly voice) - Hey, I'm Jake Hurwitz and you're watching Jake and Amir, Amir is awesome.
Amir - Oh, thanks, Jake.
(muffled sounds of an automated voice)
JAKE: What is that noise?
AMIR: Oh, don't mind me, I'm just reading...a book. Ever heard of it? (chuckles)
JAKE: Doesn't look like you're reading a book.
AMIR: Exactly!
(pulls out Kindle from drawer, 'with my trusty vibrator' is heard clearly)
AMIR: I got a Kyndle.
JAKE: It's a Kindle.
AMIR: Whatevah.
JAKE: I cannot imagine a product that would be of less use to you.
AMIR: What are you talking about? This thing is great!
JAKE: Why do you think it's great?
AMIR: Let me ask you this. What's the worst part about reading?
JAKE: Nothing.
AMIR: Wrong. The reading part. And that's exactly what the Kyndle does--
JAKE. Kindle.
AMIR: --for me, so that I don't have to.
JAKE: Are you even listening when it reads to you?
AMIR: No. That's the great part. I just put it on this talking text program, shut it in a drawer, I can barely hear it. Doesn't distract me at all, no fuss, no muss.
JAKE: What's muss?
AMIR: I don't know.
JAKE: What books have you read so far?
AMIR: Oh, tons. I mean at least a baker's dozen, let's see. Just last night I read uh, Hercules, Catcher in the Rye, Lolita--
JAKE: What were they about?
AMIR: Who gives a C? The important thing is I can tell people I read them.
JAKE: Reading isn't about bragging rights.
AMIR: (chuckles) You are so jealous you haven't stolen one of these from Pat yet.
JAKE: You stole it from Pat?
AMIR: Can't prove that. Good news is, now that I don't waste any time reading--
JAKE: You never spent any time reading.
AMIR:--Well, now that I don't spend any time reading, me and you can hang out more, maybe we can discuss some stuff. Talk about, oh, I don't know, books.
JAKE: Books. OK, yeah, let's talk about books.
AMIR: You would love that, wouldn't you?
JAKE: I mean you're the one who--
AMIR: OK, you know what, if you need me I'm going to be reading in the conference room. (throws the Kindle off to his right)
(off camera)
PAT: My Kyndle!
THE END.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPe2pg0wdGg