INTRO: Amir - I'm not doing the intro because I hate you. So.
Jake - OK.
Amir - Oh, I could never stay mad at you.
(Sarah and Pat are chatting by a wall, the hallway behind them is in view on the right)
PAT: And then Don Carleone says, 'I'll --
SARAH and PAT: make him an offer he can't refuse'!
PAT: Oh my god.
SARAH: So good.
PAT: I love The Godfather.
SARAH: I know, me too.
PAT: Have you seen it?
SARAH: No. So . . .
PAT: Um, can I ask you a question?
SARAH: Yeah, sure. What's up?
PAT: What do you think of Jake and Amir?
SARAH: What do you-what do you mean, what do I think?
PAT: Well, you know, it seems like they hate each other, but I think recently, it's like, they're like legit best friends.
SARAH: I don't know. I mean Jake still gets really annoyed.
(Jake is seen walking in the hallway in the direction of Sarah and Pat. Amir comes from behind and jumps on Jake's back)
PAT: Yeah but, I mean, there's definitely an underlying respect they have for each other. I sense it.
(Jake slams into the glass wall and they start shoving each other)
SARAH: Well, that's true. And, I mean, Amir like sleeps over Jake's house constantly.
(Amir slaps Jake, Jake removes Amir's shirt)
PAT: Yes! And then remember Christmas? They went home together.
SARAH: That's so true. You know, if you didn't know them and you're explaining them to someone, you could almost make an argument that they're like . . .
(at this point Amir and Jake are both on the floor, still wrestling and Amir is ripping off Jake's shirt)
PAT: What?
SARAH: I mean they're probably not, but it kind of seems like . . .
PAT: What?
(Jake has pulled down Amir's pants)
SARAH: . . . like they're gay lovers.
PAT: Come on.
SARAH: I mean, I'm just saying. I mean, the family visits, the sleepovers, they're always getting into these like lover's quarrels.
PAT: Lover's quarrels?
SARAH: Yeah, I mean . . . maybe. It's stupid, it's probably wrong, but...
(Amir and Jake are still on the floor wrestling, Amir on top of Jake and Jake's legs up in the air)
PAT: Yeah, I mean, Jake punched me when we slept together, (chuckles) remember?
SARAH: Yeah.
PAT: I'm sorry.
SARAH: No, it's OK. It's--
PAT: That was way out of line.
(Amir and Jake finally get up on their feet again)
SARAH: It's fine. I mean, I just thought we weren't going to, uh...
(Amir pulls up his pants, but doesn't button or zip them, Jake has his shirt over his shoulder)
PAT: No, yeah. But I thought that that meant we wouldn't talk like outside the office or something.
(Amir and Jake give each other a low five, both panting)
SARAH: I mean, or ever.
PAT: Or if it came up organically.
SARAH: I mean--
AMIR (walking by shirtless): Hey.
PAT: Hey.
JAKE (walks by, also shirtless): What up?
PAT: OK, that was--
THE END.
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