Jake & Amir | Script Archive

iPhone

Episode ID: 21

Air date: 2007-07-12

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Amir: Hey call my phone i think i lost it

Jake: its right there

Amir: ungh. in this i-p-phone?

Jake: i think its an iPhone

Amir: its more than that...

Jake: i know its more than that but I'm just saying, you have the, the name wrong

Amir: its a calculator too

Jake: is that all it is

Amir: hey whats your phone number ill put it in and ill divide it by two

Jake: 545 89 92

Amir: slow down

Jake: what is that

Jake: what does that say

Amir: it says error, because i don't know which one is divide all the time

Jake: right

Amir: this only has one button, so... how many buttons

Amir: how many buttons does your phone have i forgot

Amir: probably more right?

Jake: can you call my phone

Amir: I'm slowly figuring out how to do stuff like that

Jake: have you called anyone

Amir: like no i have like i got i have one but they called me so

so thats not, thats not making a call

Amir: ok ...so, can you, show me what else i could do

Amir: just take it

Amir: show me how to do everything

Amir: ill use this one

Jake: what

Jake: are you kidding me?

Amir: i got two because, everyone has one so i wanted to be like HUH HUH twice as, twice as many calls

Jake: why on earth would you get two?

Amir: because they wouldn't let me get 3 I'm sorry

its a store policy

Jake: I'm not saying two isn't enough, I'm saying two is too many one is too many if you don't know how to use it

Amir: i know how to use it

Jake: why don't you write a note

Amir: here's a note:

Amir: 80081355 (boobless)

Amir: it also can do boobs or whatever it really can do everything

Jake: actually this is kinda cool, i kinda want one now.

Amir: i know

Amir: you should get two dude, I'm telling you...

Amir: give me that one back though

Jake: just let me have this one

Amir: OK

Jake: sick

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