Intro:
Jake: Hey you're watching Jake and Amir.
Amir: And Jakes phone number is 2-1-0-3-
Jake: Shut the fuck up!
[Starts, Sam on a bed with a head piece on and a game cube controller.(i think its game cube i cant see it properly) Then cuts to amir also with control and headset but on a sofa.]
Sam: hey if a future you communicated to you through the head set and said you were going to die, would you be scared?
Amir: [snorts] No.
Sam: [mumbles] me neither.
Amir: Oh! By the way did you see what Jake was wearing today?
Sam: wasn't he wearing a cardigan?
Amir: uh, i don't know what that is but it was a sweater with buttons going down.
Sam: I don't know what a cardigan is either...
Amir: Why did you say it then?
Sam: I was making an educated guess.
Amir: We'll stop being a educated quest and started being a...so.
Sam: [robot voice] Dinner tonight?
Amir: only if jake says no to me.
Sam: Super.
AMir: Duper.
Sam and Amir: Super duper [both laugh.]
Amir: Hey, I should do that with Jake, remind me?
Sam: you know what we should do? We should go to the movies and see if they're good enough for you and Jake.
Amir: My parents will drive us if your parents will pick us up.
Sam: My parents are not how you say, alive.
Amir: [laughs] oh yeah i forgot.
Sam: [weird voice] They died in a plane crash.
Amir: [same weird voice] They died in a plane crash
Sam: [higher pitch] they died in a plane crash.
Amir: [normal voice] They died in a plane crash, right?
Sam: Yeah, when I was four.
Amir: Right. You know what sucks?
Sam: I think about my parents all the time.
Amir: When you have ab est friend and he never wants to hang out with you.
Sam: Yeah, like I have you but who do you have?
Amir: I have Jake.
Sam: right.
Amir: Right.
Sam: remember that Jake themed birthday party i threw for you on my birthday, I was thinking about having a sequel.
Amir: Dude, I don't even know what your birthday is.
Sam: It's july 22nd!
Amir: Don't tell me! Now i might forget Jakes.
[both] August 5th.
Sam: And when's mine?
Amir: [silence]
Sam: [sighs and gets up off the bed] I'm going to get some water. [walks passed Amir in the chair] do you want anything?
Amir: no! And only talk to me through the headset!
Sam: I am talking to you through the head set.
[Jake come out from his bedroom]
Jake: whoa get out of my appartment.
[Sam runs to the door and hits it face first and falls to the ground, groaning in pain.]
Amir: Hey, hey Jake when I say 'super' you say-
Sam: Duper!
Amir: No sam STFU.
~end~