Amir: opens his mouth Try to throw it into my mouth.
Jake: No. I'm starving. I didn't...I didn't even eat lunch.
Amir: It'll be so hard.
Jake: No. It wouldn't be hard.
Amir: moves his head around I'll go like this. See?
Jake: Here's a pen cap. throws the pen cap and it hits Amir in the face
Amir: See?
Jake: Honestly it's not important.
Amir: Come on, you have like twelve cookies! Just give me one.
Jake: Fine. God. hands Amir a cookie
Amir bites into it, makes a face, and lets it fall out of his mouth
Jake: This is why I don't give them to you, 'cause you do this every single time.
Amir: licks his hand It's discussing.
Jake: Did you say 'discussing'?
Amir: It's dis..discussing.
Jake: That was close.
Amir: It's gross is what it is.
Jake: Why did you even want one?
Amir: I thought they were homemade.
Jake: holds up the obviously store-bought bag of cookies You thought these were homemade?
Amir: shrugs I don't know, your mom does it or whatever.
Jake: Oh yeah, my mom puts the nutritional information on the back.
Amir: Okay, so I was wrong. Wow.
Jake: You know what? I was actually gonna call my mom right now.
Amir: Hang up.
Jake: puts the phone to his ear Hey mom. It's Jake.
Amir: Stop.
Jake: Could you send me another pack of cookies? You know how I like it with um...the cream in the middle..and uh..wrapped in plastic with the nutritional information on the back? Great! All right, love you. Bye.