Intro
Jake: Hey it's Jake and Amir.
Amir: Ughaiegahaaaei
Jake: What are you doing?
Amir: Sorry, I freaked out.
Jake: Yeah.
Pat: Hey Jake, uh, can you print out those files for the three o'clock meeting please?
Jake: Sure thing.
Pat: Great. Thank you.
Amir: Hey Jake, uh, can you print out those files for three or for me for the clock meeting, uh cool, thank you.
Jake: No.
Amir: Sure thing.
Jake: I didn't say that. You said that.
Amir: Alright Jakie, now that you're back, let's go over some quick ground rules.
Jake: Okay.
Amir: Alright, rule the first, you do what I tell you to, when I tell you to do it, why I tell you to... do it.
Jake: Of course.
Amir: Okay... Rule number two, you eat healthy food for me, so that I can continue eating garbage, junk food...
Jake: I guess I'm at least happy that you know that you don't eat healthy.
Amir: Thank you, but you're not going to get out of this that easily. Rule tree, err, rule three. Sorry, I said tree instead of three. I meant to say three.
Jake: Just say whatever you're going to say.
Amir: Okay, rule four.
Jake: So no three?
Amir: You show up at seven AM to do my work before even beginning your work.
Jake: What is your work?
Amir: It's not my problem anymore. That's my work.
Jake: You have no idea what you do. Anyway, bad news boss.
Amir: What is it non-boss?
Jake: I'm afraid today is opposite day.
Amir: Impossible.
Jake: Or is it entirely possible?
Amir: Huh. So...
Jake: So all those new rules that you tried to lay down, they now apply to you.
Amir: No. No. NO! NOOO!!! Ugh, I mean yes yes yes YES!
Jake: Now you're not getting it!
Amir: No, I... yeah I don't not... ohhh. This is not hurting my brain.
Jake: Are you okay?
Amir: No! Yes! Uh, maybe!
Jake: Oh my god. Just relax, relax, relax, relax.
Amir: Oh, my nose is not bleeding.
Jake: Hey hey hey hey hey.
Amir: My nose is not bleeding now because you didn't not make me think!