INTRO
Jake: Hey, you're watching Jake and Amir.
Amir: Follow me on twitter, y'all.
Jake: Stop demanding that.
Amir: Please.
EPISODE
Amir: (on phone) Jake, hey, uhh it's Amir. I just, I guess give me a call when you get this. I wanted to see what was going on...
Jake: Amir, you've left me like a hundred voicemails ever since I said I was coming back!
Rosie: Whoa Jake!
Pat: Ah, there he is.
Jeff: Look who's come back.
Rosie: Hurwitz, man.
Jeff: Look who's come crawling back.
Pat: Welcome back, man!
Rosie: Yeah, how's Kelly? Tell us everything.
Jake: Ah, it was awesome. I worked with the hottest girl.
Pat: Yeah, you make it happen my dude?
Jake: Almost.
Jeff: Even Amir made out with his co-worker, and you didn't?
Rosie and Pat: (laughs)
Rosie: Yo, so why'd you come back?
Jake: I don't know, umm... It just wasn't for me.
Pat: Well, it's good to have you back, Jake.
Jake: Jacob, it's Jacob now.
Rosie: No.
Jake: (taps Pat) Hey, what do you think about a goatee on me?
Pat: Ahaha, you almost had me, man.
Jake: ... My hair parted... nah.
Pat: You're back.
Jake: Stupid. (goes to sit across from Amir)
Pat: (in the distance) Oh Lord!
Jake: Hey
Amir: SUUU-errr-hey. Do you- Are you interested in a dinner, tonight? With me?
Jake: Let me guess, the Ds?
Amir: I mean, we don't have to, like wherever you want is fine-
Jake: I could do the Ds.
Jake and Amir: (smile at each other)
Jake: Fuck it, come here. (stands up)
Jake and Amir: (have a super bromantic hug)
Jake: Hey, did you make out with a guy?
Amir: Yeah, it was weird.
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