AMIR : So, yo, this is like a story about 2 best friends and then..
JAKE : We're out of time.
AMIR : Ah sheesh!
AMIR : (singing Ave Maria)
JAKE : (entering the room) Hey!
AMIR : Freak me. Wazzup...
JAKE : Wow.
AMIR : Ugh this is the worst day ever! I have a recital tonight and my vibrato is still weak as shit. It's just this whole embarrassing thing.
JAKE : Where did you learn any of this?
AMIR: Okay. Now you're gonna make a huge deal out of this because yes I studied at The Avasino Conservatory for Performing Arts in Italy...
JAKE : (looking at Amir in speechless)
AMIR : ..And yes I busted my ass off for 6 years to go to the top of the class...
JAKE : (looking at Amir in speechless)
AMIR : And yes that means I can (singing in high pitch) SIIIIIIIING my butt off! But if you're just gonna come in here and call me names then you know what I'm gonna just quit! Because nothing is worth being-made-fun-of over.
JAKE : I'm gonna speak very carefully. I respect...
AMIR : (interrupting) I got it! (walks out of the room)