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Rapping

Episode ID: 177

Air date: 2009-01-01

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Scribe: u/evaisastar

Amir: What are you doing?

Jake: Trying to hide from you.

Amir: That's weird.

Amir: [rapping] Yo so-

Jake: DON'T!

Amir: [rapping] Yo so, when it snows my feet they bleed cuz my shoes have holes I can nay afford socks-o.

Jake: Why do you thinly veil these depressing anecdotes in raps? You're still saying it, you know?

Amir: (making a face)

Jake: DON'T! I can tell you're gonna rap by the face you're making.

Amir: [rapping] Sometimes when it's super cold out and raining and stuff, I order chinese food and when it comes I don't tip the guy. I just take the food and kick him in the chest. When he lands on the floor I just lock him out, I don't pay for the food or pay for the tip. I make him regret stuff like his life, his job and shee-ot like that-su.

Jake: [trying to rap] Oh, yo it's like everything you say is still a thing and it holds weight and it's inappropriate for the work place uh, or anywhere really, you should, or you'll never be kicking anyone in the chest.

Amir: [rapping] I spent last week in a hospital. What I thought was Flintstones vitamins was actually birth control and I shouldn't have drank the whole botty bottle but I did.

Jake: I don't think birth control comes in a bottle.

Amir: [rapping] Oh sheesh y'all 'twas a dream!

Jake: Was it really?

Amir: [rapping] Nay, it actually happened and it cost me a lot of grief and money.

Jake: Are you okay?

Amir: [rapping] Just a little queasy, I should take it easy.

Jake: STOP! Do you need to go home?

Amir: Yeah probably, idk, I still feel a little poisoned. Ya know?

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