Amir: What are you doing?
Jake: Trying to hide from you.
Amir: That's weird.
Amir: [rapping] Yo so-
Jake: DON'T!
Amir: [rapping] Yo so, when it snows my feet they bleed cuz my shoes have holes I can nay afford socks-o.
Jake: Why do you thinly veil these depressing anecdotes in raps? You're still saying it, you know?
Amir: (making a face)
Jake: DON'T! I can tell you're gonna rap by the face you're making.
Amir: [rapping] Sometimes when it's super cold out and raining and stuff, I order chinese food and when it comes I don't tip the guy. I just take the food and kick him in the chest. When he lands on the floor I just lock him out, I don't pay for the food or pay for the tip. I make him regret stuff like his life, his job and shee-ot like that-su.
Jake: [trying to rap] Oh, yo it's like everything you say is still a thing and it holds weight and it's inappropriate for the work place uh, or anywhere really, you should, or you'll never be kicking anyone in the chest.
Amir: [rapping] I spent last week in a hospital. What I thought was Flintstones vitamins was actually birth control and I shouldn't have drank the whole botty bottle but I did.
Jake: I don't think birth control comes in a bottle.
Amir: [rapping] Oh sheesh y'all 'twas a dream!
Jake: Was it really?
Amir: [rapping] Nay, it actually happened and it cost me a lot of grief and money.
Jake: Are you okay?
Amir: [rapping] Just a little queasy, I should take it easy.
Jake: STOP! Do you need to go home?
Amir: Yeah probably, idk, I still feel a little poisoned. Ya know?