INTRO Amir - (high pitched) It's Jake and Amir! It's Jake and Amir! (normal) It's--
Amir and Jake - Jake and Amir.
Jake - I got it.
Amir - OK.
(Jake, Streeter, Pat, Amir and Dan are sat around the camera, That 70's Show style with the getting high scene, Amir seems to be the only one unaffected)
JAKE: Man, Cheez-its are fucking good.
STREETER: (chuckling) Have you ever had white cheddar ones, dude?
PAT: Nah, shut up!
AMIR: (fanning away smoke) I've had the white cheddar ones, I mean they're fine. They're just like- (coughs) They're just like regular Cheez-its.
PAT: No, man, you made me forget what I was talking about, Amir. OK? Oh right, so Han has to go save Le-
STREETER: (laughing) Shut up, dude. No one cares!
(Jake is laughing, Dan is just munching)
AMIR: Smells like my uncle's car in here.
STREETER: Guys, check it out. (impersonating Pat) I'm Pat, I love Yoda. (yoda impression) Get laid, I don't.
AMIR: Ha, ha. I don't get it. What the hell is going on, you guys?
PAT: Uh-oh. Someone didn't smoke enough.
AMIR: Smoke, huh? So you guys are smoking drugs, then?
DAN: (chuckling) Ha, he called the weed 'drugs'.
AMIR: (on cell) Hi, 911? Yeah, it's Amir. No, Jake's fine. However, my enemies appear to be smoking marijuanas. That's right, real marijuana, and you know what? Could you please a chopper or a car, but let me know which one because I want to know whether I should escort them to the lobby or the roof.
(Dan takes off)
JAKE: Amir, relax.
AMIR: Uh, no, they don't appear to be armed. Though I can't be sure . . . Hello? Hello? (closes phone) OK, they hung up on me 3 minutes ago.
PAT: Ugh, you're such a wiener, dude. Anyway, Han calls Chewbacca 'Chewy' because they're friends.
AMIR: All right, you know what, forget this! I'm going to McDonald's.
PAT: Ooo, I could do that.
STREETER: Uh, yeah.
JAKE: Yo, I could chow down on the D's right now.
AMIR: Huh, all right. You know what, you guys are awesome! Let's go to McDonald's! And hey, tomorrow, the drugs are on me!
(Dan is running by in the background)
DAN: We're all going to die!
THE END.
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