(from previous episode)
PAT: Stop! Sarah just texted me.
AMIR: (covering Jake's ears) Oh no, don't let this guy hear!
PAT: She's throwing a party, and guess what? (taps Amir on the head) You're coming with me!
(caption - THE NEXT MORNING...)
(Inside Pat's apartment, there's a knock on the apartment door, Pat leaves his room, closing the door behind him, to answer the front door)
PAT: Ah! Hey, Jake!
(Jake passes Pat and stands in front of the door to his room)
JAKE: Look. I have to know. Did sarah talk to any guys last night?
PAT: No, definitely not! Definitely not.
(Sarah exits Pat's room, takes a few steps behind Jake and then turns around to go back into the room, door slams)
JAKE: Thank god. (sighs) You know it's- What was that?
PAT: Ah! A windy breeze blew through the- It's an old apartment--
JAKE: That's fine. This whole Sarah thing is just really getting to me.
PAT: Sarah thing?
JAKE: Are you serious? You tried to cheer me up about it last night.
PAT: Oh!
JAKE: I'm stressed out because I'm in love with her. Oh my god.
(Pat's door opens and Amir comes out wrapped in a towel)
PAT: Oh my god!!
(Sarah pulls amir back in)
JAKE: I'm in love with her.
AMIR: Jake was just talking mad smack about you, he was all like--
SARAH: Shut up! He can't know I'm here!
AMIR: What's the big deal? I crashed on the couch, you and Pat wrestled or whatever all night. IT WAS AWESOME!
SARAH: SHHH!
JAKE: What was that?
PAT: Uhh, it's the wind, it's this really breezy- I think the structures here--
JAKE: Shut up about the wind! Sorry. It's not you, it's just the thought of Sarah with another guy- (punches Pat's door) You know? (yells)
SARAH: Oh my god, this is awful.
AMIR: Speak for yourself. (picks up a glass full of change) There's like $3,000 in here, do you know how much money I could buy with that? (begins pouring the coins slowly through the towel, as though hiding them away, they hit the hardwood, making a lot of noise) Shhh.
PAT: (trying to cover the noise) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Get mad Jake! Scream! Ahh!
JAKE: Ahh!
PAT: Ahh!
JAKE: Ahh!
PAT: Ahh!
AMIR: AHH!!
PAT: Keep screaming!
JAKE: AHH!
PAT: Scream! AHH!
JAKE: AHH!
(noise stops)
PAT: How do you feel?
JAKE: Good. Good, that was good.
PAT: Yeah.
JAKE: Let's chill in your room. (goes for Pat's door)
PAT: Wait! NO!
THE END.
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