[Jake, Amir, Sarah and Jeff are playing Monopoly in the office]
Amir (rolls dice): Snake eyes, bitches!
Jeff: It's not even your turn.
Jake: And this is not snake eyes.
Amir: Okay.
Sarah: Did you bring your own dice?
Amir: Always bring your own dice, right?
Jake: Never bring your own dice, take them away.
(Amir blows on the dice in Jake's hand, Jake drops the dice)
Amir: Ooh! Snake eyes, bitches!
[Jump cut]
Amir: Alight, am I the car, or the doggy wearing the hat inside of the thimble?
Jake: Which one- Which one did you insist on being in the beginning?
Amir: The dog-hat-thimble.
Jake: Okay.
Amir: But I don't know if we switch every turn. Like, sometimes I move the iron.
[Jump cut]
Amir (rolls dice): Chance. Whoa! Instant win. That's a pretty chill card.
Jake (takes the card from Amir): Go directly to jail.
Amir: Yeah right, ha! What did I do to deserve that?
Jake: Well, you're eating my hotel right now, for starters.
Amir (spits out a hotel piece): So right off the bat, okay, no more jail I'm thinking. And then, that's fine.
Jake: Thinking, you are in jail. You roll doubles and you're out though, so it's not a big deal.
Amir (spits out the dice): Whoa! Snake eyes!
[Jump cut]
Amir (moving his pieces): Whoa! St. James and a hotel. I will take it.
Jake: I already own it.
Amir: Oh, okay. So...
Jake: So, that's $950.
Amir: Or, what if I give you $20 real money, and -
Jake: 40.
Amir (giving jake money): 40. Okay.
[Jump cut]
Amir (pointing at Uncle Pennybags on the board): Jake, you look like this guy. laughs... Jeff, you look like this guy. laughs... Sarah-
Sarah: Stop!
Amir: Okay... You look like this guy though.. So... Who thinks I look like this guy?
(Sarah scoffs)
[Jump cut]
Amir (laying down his cards): Full house ladies! Read 'em and weep-sauce.
Jake (laying down his cards): Ooh. Four of a kind, so... 20.
Amir: Sheesh... What?
Jake: That's $20.
Amir (gives Jake $20): This game is so fun.
[Jump cut]
Amir: Alright, I'm gonna build a house on chance, and now me and Jake are neighbours.
Jake: You can't do that. You can't- You can't own chance.
Amir: That's beautiful.
[Jump cut]
Amir (moving his pieces): Ah sheesh, Boardwalk.
Jeff: You owe me $2000.
Amir (counting out bills): Okay, not a problem. 20, 40, 60-
(Amir pushes the board around, throwing the pieces everywhere. Everybody else gets up and leaves)
Amir: W-w-wait! Let's play Monopoly.
Jeff: That was Monopoly!
Amir: Was it?