JAKE: Hey, I'm Jake and thi-- AMIR: And I'm Amir. Sorry. Sorry. JAKE: That's fine. It's- You've done that nineteen times. AMIR: Yes, and I've apologized all nineteen, so. JAKE: Hey, I'm Jake and th-- AMIR: And I'm Am--Wow, I am-- You have a right to be mad at me. JAKE: Hi, I'm Jake, and this Amir. And it is that time of the year again. AMIR: Oh, you got your period, boy? JAKE: Not how those work. It's time to submit to the Webbys. AMIR: Oh, I don't know why, the Webby's were last year, and (reaches off screen for the award) oh, we won! JAKE: Yes, last year's Webbys were last year. AMIR: What? JAKE: Hey, I'm Jake and this is Amir-- AMIR: Wait, sorry. Question. What's my move when you say 'this is amir' and I like uh-- JAKE: Say nothing, just be natural. JAKE: Hey, I'm Jake and this is-- (Amir is in a frozen pose) That is not natural. (Amir is now laying on his side on top of the couch, behind Jake) JAKE: This is much, much worse. AMIR: OK, step in the right direction, though. JAKE: Wrong direction. Much, much worse? JAKE: The Webbys are looking for new submissions in dozens of categories. AMIR: Right, except for ours, which is pretty much full. So, don't even bother. JAKE: What are you doing? AMIR: Winning! (winks at the camera) . . . Winking. JAKE: Why don't we just take a five minute bathroom break or something. We'll collect our thoughts, we'll come back and we'll do it again, OK? AMIR: I like it. Which bathroom? JAKE: There's only one bathroom. AMIR: OK, which stall then?! Which sta-- (Jake is by himself on the couch) JAKE: Hey, I'm Jake from Jake and Amir, reminding you to get your Webbys submissions in. More info after this video. (Amir enters but is off camera) AMIR: OK, who are you talking to? JAKE: Nobody. AMIR: You better not be doing this Webby thing without me! JAKE: I'm not, relax. (Amir walks right in front of camera to fiddle with it) AMIR: All right, then let's play it back and we'll see! JAKE: Don't touch the camera, you don't know what you're doing! AMIR: Let go! Let me use my key! (slide with Webby info) THE END. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tXtSCbPiB8