AMIR: Hey, does chicken ever go bad?
JAKE: Yeah, well it--
AMIR: Like does it spoil?
JAKE: How cold is your fridge?
AMIR: Uhh...fridge...
JAKE: OK, then yeah, it's really bad. Knowing you it's probably very-
AMIR: Yeah, I-I won't try to make my own nuggets anymore, that was a, especially out of salmon.
JAKE: Yeah, ugh-
AMIR: That's stupid.
JAKE: -that's very gross.
AMIR: Will you just come over here and help me change my AIM screen-name already?
JAKE: Why are you getting impatient with me? This is the first time you've asked me.
AMIR: Oooh-
JAKE: OK
AMIR: -I thought I asked you this morning, but I was just thinking it (chuckles) and I waited.
JAKE: So you just waited 8 hours to re-ask me?
AMIR: Yeah, probably more. (laughs) Will you help me? I already thought of a screen-name, all you have to--
JAKE: Oh my god! It smells terrible over here.
AMIR: Releaks, Jesus, it smelled fine two hours ago.
JAKE: What did it smell like before that?
AMIR: Uh, honestly, it smelled a lot like my salmon, that's what I got.
JAKE: I think that's what I'm smelling, actually.
AMIR: All right, just, I already thought of a name, all you have to do is help me out.
JAKE: What is it?
AMIR: . . . it's jakeandamir. --
JAKE: (mumbles)
AMIR: (mumbles louder) --OK, just chill for a second, you're not the 'Jake' so you don't have to get all--
JAKE: I seriou--all right, fine.
AMIR: --high and mighty . . . um, you're the Amir, so.
JAKE: Who's- and then who's the Jake if I'm the Amir?
AMIR: You tell me.
JAKE: I told you not to do that anymore, all right.
AMIR: (chuckles) Sorry.
JAKE: Bye.
AMIR: wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wait, OK, come back, relax, just . . . I don't know what this all is --
JAKE: All right, fine, open up your browser.
AMIR: (laughs) I don't even know what that is.
JAKE: I know, I know, here it is right next to the snood(?)--
AMIR: OK, I always wondered what that weird thi--
JAKE: Internet Explorer 6, huh?
AMIR: Yeah.
JAKE: That's impressive.
AMIR: I wanted to explore the internet (beat) 6. So.
JAKE: 6 ovah.
AMIR: (high pitched) sishovah. 6 over.
JAKE: I got it.
AMIR: OK, Faster.
JAKE: OK.
AMIR: wa-slow down, slow down, slow down. Slow down! Slow down!
JAKE: I'm done.
AMIR: s-OK.
JAKE: Now pick a password.
AMIR: All right, uhhh . . .
JAKE: Don't say Jake.
AMIR: OK, so I don't know.
JAKE: Um, maybe, this your pay stub?
AMIR: Yeah.
JAKE: Use the last four digits of your social -- you make $120,000 a year.
AMIR: That's too long for a password, isn't it?
Blackout
AMIR: Is your screen name still ChillDude22?
THE END.
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