[Non-POV. Jake, Pat, Amir, and Rosie are at a table. This episode begins at the end of the previous one.]
JAKE: Y'know, Rosie was there! Why don't we ask him?
PAT: Fine. Rosie, what happened?
ROSIE: Well...
[POV: Rosie. Rosie is on the computer. Jake is bent over on his hands and knees in the background, doing push-ups with only his upper body.]
JAKE: Rosie! Look at me. Rosie. How many have I done?
ROSIE: Twelve. But you really shouldn't be doing girl pushups--
JAKE: Shut up. You know I have weak ankles.
[Rosie goes back to watching YouTube videos.]
JAKE: Anyway... how do my tri's look?
ROSIE: I dunno. Normal?
JAKE: Fuck you. They're ginormous.
[Amir knocks on the door.]
JAKE: God dammit, Amir's here. This sucks.
[Jake opens the door. Amir is there. Contrary to Jake's story, he's fully clothed.]
JAKE: What.
AMIR: 'Sup!
[Amir slaps him, and laughs.]
JAKE: I hate you.
AMIR: Hey, Rosie!
[Amir lunges at Rosie with a fist, as if to punch him. Rosie flinches. Then, Amir slips his flip-flops off.]
JAKE: So you think you're at home? This isn't your home.
AMIR: [singing] It's my dick inside one! It's my dick insiiiide one.
JAKE: Shut the fuck up.
AMIR: ...Sorrow.
JAKE: Can me and Jeff please just have one night to ourselves without you barging in here like an asshole? Do you even know how much I fucking hate you?
ROSIE: Whoa.
AMIR: Whoa... is right.
[Amir gasps, and picks up a DVD sitting beside him.]
AMIR: [mostly unintelligible, in his high-pitched voice] Who dis DVD? Who dis chill-ass dude on dis DVD w'dat curly hair?
JAKE: [to Rosie] You see this? This--
AMIR: [still high-pitched] Who dat chill-ass d--
JAKE: It's-- it's Seth Rogen, okay? Everybody knows that.
AMIR: I know.
JAKE: It's not my DVD, so put it the fuck down.
[Amir opens it.]
AMIR: Let me just burn a copy.
JAKE: You're gonna scuff it up.
AMIR: I'm not gonna do anything. Let me just burn it, and then... maybe we can have a sleepover?
JAKE: Don't even ask me that, okay? You know the ans--
[Amir is trying to light the DVD on fire with his lighter.]
JAKE: Are you crazy? Let me-- give it--
[Jake tries to grab the DVD from Amir. As they struggle the DVD cracks and crumples.]
AMIR: Stop, you're gonna break it!
JAKE: I don't care! I want you out of my life!
[Non-POV. Present.]
JAKE: Okay. You know what? I feel bad. [holds out money] Here.
[Pat takes the bill.]
PAT: Thank you. Thank you.
AMIR: And... I feel bad too, so, here. [holds out a paper towel]
PAT: Its-- a paper towel?
AMIR: Well, take it before I change my mind.
[Amir throws the paper towel onto the table, then picks up the busted DVD.]
AMIR: Can I borrow this?
END