(caption - Mr. Greenawalt's Video Journalism Class Final Project "MY BROTHER JAKE" by Micah Hurwitz)
MICAH: (voice over caption) Mr. Greenawalt's video journalism class, final project, my brother Jake, by Micah Hurwitz.
(caption - JAKE'S WORK)
MICAH: (voice) Jake's work.
(in hallway at CH office, you can see Amir sneaking up from behind)
JAKE: (to camera) Hey, Hamden Hall, how's it going? Welcome to the Collegehumor office--AGH!
(Amir jumps on Jake, pushing Jake to the ground, Amir grabs the camera)
AMIR: (to camera) Hey, is this TRL? I want to request Britney Spears new nu--
(Jake is writhing in pain on floor)
MICAH: Want help up? (grabs Jake's hand)
JAKE: Don't touch me. Don't touch me.
(Jake is leaning against wall, falls to one knee)
MICAH: Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake. (goes to help Jake)
AMIR: (off camera) He's fine.
(Jake is sitting in an office chair)
JAKE: Mike, sorry, I don't know that this is a good day for it--
MICAH: It's due tomorrow.
JAKE: What?
MICAH: It's due tomorrow.
(caption - JAKE'S FRIEND)
MICAH: (voice) Jake's friend.
(larger caption appearing over the first - BEST FRIEND)
AMIR: (voice) Best friend!
AMIR: (to camera) OK, uh, TRL I wanted to request Britney Spears--
JAKE: (off camera) What are you--
AMIR: Let me just, I'm just finishing the joke from last time.
JAKE: It was never a joke.
AMIR: OK, fine. (to camera) Oops I Did It Again.
(caption - Jake's Work Again)
MICAH: (voice) Jake's work again.
(caption - Maybe we shouldn't do this)
MICAH: (voice) Maybe we shouldn't do this.
(caption - RELAXITSFINE)
AMIR: (voice) Relax, it's fine.
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(Jake is still in office chair)
JAKE: Why would you do it today then? You have to edit it, right?
MICAH: Stop yelling at me! You sound like mom.
AMIR: (off camera) OK, OK, come on. Uh, you guys are brothers so I shouldn't get involved but if you talk like that to Jake one more time I'm going to beat the shit--
(Jake and Micah are sat on a couch in the office, Jake is doubled over in pain)
JAKE: All right, all right, it's fine. He's not going to hurt you. Let's just, we're going to go to my apartment, I'll give you a tour of that and you're going to get an A and it's going to be great, OK?
AMIR: (from behind the couch) Uncle Amir was kidding, he's not really going to hurt you, all right?
JAKE: D-Don't fucking call him that, OK? Not--I'm sorry, I'm sorry. He's not mad at you, I'm mad at him.
AMIR: Mad at Uncle Amir.
(they're exiting the elevator)
MICAH: Hold on a second.
JAKE: Don't tell me to hold on!
(in the lobby)
JAKE: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know I didn't mean that. Just, I mean, don't-don't tell me to hold on. (weak chuckle)
(caption - JAKE'S HOME practically amirs home)
MICAH: (voice) Jake's home practically amir's home.
(Jake is lying on the couch)
JAKE: Hey, uh Mike, this is where the magic happens.
AMIR: (laughing loudly beside Jake) Magic happens, haha, what? Who says that?
JAKE: Amir, can I talk to you for one second?
(Amir grabs the camera from Micah to hold by Jake's head)
AMIR: Sup?
JAKE: (softly) I-I need you to treat this delicately, OK?
AMIR: (whispers) Whoa, OK. What's up?
JAKE: I don't want Mikey to freak out but I think I call to go to the hospital.
AMIR: CALL THE FUCKING POLICE! YOUR BROTHER IS GOING TO D--
(caption - The End)
MICAH: (voice) The end.
(caption - Edited By: Micah Hurwitz)
MICAH: (voice) Edited by Micah Hurwitz.
(caption - And Co-Edited By: AMIR BLUMENFELD!
Amir: And co-edited by Amir Blumenfeld!
OUTRO
(Blank screen, Limp Bizkit - Rollin' is playing)
(caption pops up - Or whateva.)
THE END.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vBSJbThSzM