(Jake and Amir sitting at their desks, across from each other.)
JAKE (on his phone): Uh, yeah, July 1st. I'll be home.
AMIR: (stretching his arms, trying to seem casual): 180... 180. (serious) Get off the phone, man. We're at work.
JAKE (still on the phone, visibly disturbed): Uhm...
AMIR: We're not supposed to use the phone at work.
JAKE: (still on the phone): Alright, can I, do you think I can just call you back grandma?. Alright. Love you. Bye.
AMIR: What's the best you can get on an IQ test?
JAKE: 200?
AMIR: 180 is pretty good though, right? Highly gifted it says...
JAKE: What're you talking about?
AMIR: I took an online IQ test, I got a 180. Pretty...
JAKE: Did you deduct 50 points?
AMIR (confused): Uhm, no, why?
JAKE: For being dumb enough to take an online IQ test?
AMIR: Psht, no. It didn't say that. It didn't say to.
JAKE: How many questions were there?
AMIR: 10. So hard.
JAKE: Alright, ask me one.
AMIR (reading from laptop): 'If you turn a right glove inside out, would it fit on your left hand?'
JAKE: Yeah.
AMIR: Wrong.
JAKE: No, that's right.
AMIR: Ok yeah, that's the one I got wrong. So 9 out of 10. That's... still pretty sick...
JAKE (interrupting): Let me see'em.
AMIR: I mean, look... (turning the laptop towards Jake) They're so... You wouldn't be able to get any of these...
JAKE: There's only 7 questions there.
AMIR: Yeah, first 3 were on a banner ad. So...
JAKE: Sounds like a scam.
AMIR: We'll see what the scam is when I get my diploma.
JAKE: So you have to pay for that diploma, right?
AMIR: 49 bucks, but it comes in a sick frame.
JAKE: Right, that sounds like that's the scam. You're paying for something that doesn't mean anything.
AMIR: Psh, it doesn't mean anything... I'd like to see... I'd, I'd onestly like to see how you do.
JAKE: Ok, fine. Send me the link.
AMIR: Only people who get 180 or more even get the opportunity to buy the diploma, so I don't see why I shouldn't.
JAKE (checking out the test): Wow, this is really easy.
AMIR: It's not... Seems easy, but it's not...
JAKE: This is REALLY easy. You only got a 180?
(Amir goes under the desk)
JAKE: What the hell?
(Amir comes back up)
JAKE: You turned off my monitor?
AMIR: Figure it out. If you're so smart... You think you can get a better than a 180, you could figure who turned off your monitor.
JAKE: I did figure it out and it was you, you turned off my monitor.
AMIR: Not saying it was, not saying it wasn't.
JAKE: Can you just plug it in? I have to do, I have to do work.
AMIR: Let's make a deal.
(Jake goes under desk)
AMIR: If I plu-
JAKE (interrupting Amir): Already plugged it back in.
AMIR: Huh?
JAKE: I already plugged it back in. It's fine. (short pause, Jake gets his phone out of his pocket) Just got a text message. From you. '180'.
AMIR: I dunno. Was it me?
JAKE: Yeah, it was. It says... it says who texted you.
AMIR: Yeah, I mean, sometimes it says 'Restricted'.
JAKE: Yeah, sometimes, if you press the right buttons it says 'Restricted'.
AMIR: Maybe.
JAKE: Not maybe. It just does.
AMIR: (pause) ...So smart.
End