PATRICK: Jake, you're going to let Amir talk to your girlfriend like that?
JAKE: She's not my girlfriend anymore.
Cut to Hallie's desk.
AMIR: Hallie! Hi! laughs
HALLIE: Hi amir.
AMIR: How are you doing? Can I ask you a question? Who would win in a fight?
HALLIE: Between who?
AMIR: Answer my question first.
HALLIE: I can't.
AMIR: laughs I'm just joking. I think Jake needs to give me a gift right now so let me talk to you later
HALLIE: Okay, that's fine.
AMIR: Don't ask me to choose between him and you right off the bat, okay? 'cause that is a battle you're not going to win BRB.
Cut to Patrick and Jake. Amir enters.
AMIR: Lesbo guys. Definitely. Should have know. Did you see her shoes?
JAKE: Her shoes are normal.
AMIR: Okay. Exactly.
JAKE: Alright. You know, just keep talking to her okay? It's working. Just talk to her like you talk to me, right Pat?
PATRICK: Amir, remember when you made Jake punch me?
AMIR: Yeah... I don't need that type of negativity right now, okay? Come on. grunts Wish me luck boys.
JAKE: Good luck.
Cut to Hallie's desk.
AMIR: Hey baby.
HALLIE: Baby?
AMIR: Hallie. I like your hair.
HALLIE: Thank you.
AMIR: Is it brown?
HALLIE: Yeah!
AMIR: I know... Uh... I have a secret.
HALLIE: Okay. What is it?
AMIR: It's stupid. It's not even worth saying.
HALLIE: No! What is it?
AMIR: It's just that I think you're pretty.
HALLIE: Thank you.
Cut to Patrick and Jake.
JAKE: Okay, I think she's actually laughing at him.
PATRICK: Have you ever heard like a piece of your orbital bone or something like break off and maybe float towards your cornea-
JAKE: I'm trying to listen. Hold on.
PATRICK: It's just that I don't have health insurance and it's still kind of blurry-
Cut to Hallie's desk.
AMIR: Do you want to get ice cream some times? Er, some time with me? Or not- or not, sometimes ice cream's stupid-
HALLIE: No! I'd like that!
AMIR: Really?
HALLIE: Yeah-
Cut to Patrick and Jake.
JAKE: Oh my God, did she just say yes?
PATRICK: I'm not sure, because there's a ringing in my ear. Remember the punch?
JAKE: Yeah, the punch.. Okay shut up. Just shut up about that. Alright? Can you hear this? Shut up, shut up Pat.
PATRICK: Yes, I heard that.
Cut to Hallie's desk.
HALLIE: I have a secret too, actually.
AMIR: What is it? Is it about the ice cream being not real-
HALLIE: No! I just- I just think you're really pretty. Pretty funny.
AMIR: laughs Stupid- Bye!
HALLIE: Bye.
AMIR: yelling Jake I'm def getting laid tonight!