AMIR: Jake. (rapping) Q-Q quick question. I hope you don't mind that I mention that.
(pause)
JAKE: Mention that what?
AMIR: I don't know, you usually, like, cut me off or tell me to shut up after two lines so I don't plan my freestyles that long.
JAKE: Yeah, you don't plan freestyles.
AMIR: Yes. I. Do. What, you want me to come up with it off the top of my head?
JAKE: No.
AMIR: You know, I think we talk to each other too much.
JAKE: Yeah. I agree.
AMIR: Which is why, I've been working, like you told me to, on a secret code language that we can use. You know, just between us. That way we can talk to each other faster but just as much.
JAKE: Right, right. I told you to work on the vide-
AMIR: Anyway, let's get started. L-G-S is let's get started so if I say that, that's what I mean.
JAKE: Alright, so you sat down, you got to work, and you just, you thought of just taking the first letter-
AMIR: And it just took me ten Ms, relax.
JAKE: Even taking ten minutes to do that, though, is kinda pathetic.
AMIR: Oh, no no no. (laughs) M means day. So, it's, a little bit more convoluted than you thought.
JAKE: Yeah, oh my God.
AMIR: You mean O-M-R.
JAKE: No, I don't.
AMIR: Jake.
JAKE: Don't.
AMIR: Yeah, you're right. I shouldn't change your name, it's perfect.
JAKE: Ew.
AMIR: D-T?
JAKE: Dinner tonight?
AMIR: Yes. Yes!
JAKE: Ok, no. You know I wasn't. I would never ask you to dinner.
AMIR: (runs off and jumps, tripping on chair) Too late, you promised, I'll meet you there. Ah!
THE END