Amir: I'm leaving right now. Lets just shop together for a few hours. Wow!
(Amir holds up a red polo on a hanger. Amir is also wearing a red polo)
Amir: (Holding up a red polo, while also wearing a red polo) Jake. Gay.
Amir: (Looking through a pile of women's orange sweaters) Gay. Gay.
Jake: It's all the same women's sweater.
(Amir is randomly dancing in the middle of the store)
(Jake is looking in a mirror while trying on a shirt)
Amir: You have to think about what it would look like if both of us were wearing one.
Jake: No I don't.
Amir: (Puts his arm around Jake) Whatever.
Jake: Get off of me. It's $350 anyway I can't afford it.
Amir: So that's $900 for both of us. Let do it.
Jake: Not quite.
(Jake and Amir are in an elevator)
Amir: Security is going to be, pretty pissed.
Jake: Why?
Amir: (Pulls sandal out of sweater) Oh I dunno.
Jake: (Takes sandal and puts it on) That's mine.
Amir: Yes. But.
(Back to Jake in front of mirror)
Jake: How can you afford $900 for a jacket when I can't?
Amir: I dunno Jake, it's called calling your Dad and telling him your girlfriend is in the hospital so you have to send her a gift. I mean, you're 23 years old...
Jake: 22
Amir: (Kisses Jake on the cheek) ...figure it out.
(Jake and Amir leave the store. Amir jumps on Jake's back. Jake drops Amir on the ground)