AMIR: Whoa! What color is that shirt? Tell me right now.
JAKE: I am not telling you, 'cause I know it's for that stupid log you're keeping of my clothes.
AMIR: You don't have to say anything, just tell me what color it is, please.
JAKE: That's telling you, right?
AMIR: Purple or gray?
JAKE: I'm not saying.
AMIR: All right, I'm going to write down purple-gray; which is what I wrote down when you wore it 5 days ago! Little too soon to be wearing the same polo, isn't it, Jakey-boy?
JAKE: Don't call me that.
VINNY: Hey Jake, do you know anyone--
AMIR: Hey, Vinny! (eye roll)
VINNY: Hey, dude. Uh, do you know anybody who might be able to P.A. for me this weekend? I know it's short notice.
JAKE: Yeah, I don't know, actually.
AMIR: Yeah, I don't know either, why you're asking him and not me, because I'm the guy who gets shit done around here.
VINNY: Oh, do you know somebody?
AMIR: What do you need?
VINNY: Something really simple, it's like basic talking head set up, like something - somebody-
AMIR: For sure.
VINNY: -who can pick up a cube(?) truck-
AMIR: Yeah, cube-
VINNY: -load some pelican cases-
AMIR: The cuber the better.
VINNY: -probably like, you know, do a little bit of AC work-
AMIR: Yes.
VINNY: -like some pull focus-
AMIR: I know, pull focus. They'll pull it as hard as you want.
VINNY: -little bit of racking--
AMIR: That's fine, yeah, I have the guy, that's good.
VINNY: Oh, cool! What's his name?
AMIR: His name is Vinny, like you, and his last name is Jake.
JAKE: Like me.
AMIR: Like- Yes, right. Vinny Jake.
JAKE: So Vince, Jake, combined.
AMIR: Yeaahh, it's a coincivince.
VINNY: Uhh, OK, w-what's his e-mail?
AMIR: Uh, he'll call you, how about that? He'll fucking call you. So great. Problem solved! You can leave!
VINNY: OK.
AMIR: (with lips) Pah. Pah. Pah. Buh-bye. B-bye, roll away faster next time, when someone does you a favor, right?
JAKE: Uh, QQ.
AMIR: Wha?
JAKE: What does P.A. mean?
AMIR: It doesn't matter. (laughs)
JAKE: It does matter, because you just lied to Vince.
AMIR: Well now he respects me.
JAKE: OK, he respects you for 24 hours until he finds out you were lying to him.
AMIR: That's 24 hours longer than he'll respect you, so.
JAKE: OK.
AMIR: (sigh) I don't even know why we're making a big deal of this and not talking about what type of JEANS YOU'RE WEARING RIGHT NOW!!
THE END.
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