Amir: One hundred thousand Facebook fans! W— Jake: (moves camera) I'm supposed to be—I'm supposed to be in it, right? Amir: Yeah, well, you were kind of in it before. I just wanted to.. spend some time thanking each and every one of you, one at a time. Jake: Don't have time for that. Amir: Joseph Able—It was supposed to be five minutes, giving a little personal message to everyone of them. Jake: I thought you were just gonna roll through the names; we definitely don't have time for five minutes. Amir: How long would that possibly take? Jake: Uh, a year. Amir: Okay, what, you don't have time—ooh, do you think you're gonna die in the next year, that you don't have time? Jake: Please... Amir: Do you think you're gonna die? Jake: Just.. relax. Amir: Do you think you're ever gonna die? Jake: Amir. Amir: ..Promise me you'll never ever, ever, ever, ever die. Jake: I'm gonna stop—I'm gonna stop recording. THE END VIDEO LINK